I wanna be a...

May I just start off with saying Blake and I haven't bought groceries in about 3 weeks. First we thought we would try to save some money and only buy the necessities such as milk, bread, etc. Then we babysat a family for 5 days at their house, so no groceries were needed there. NOW we are stuck in a house with a freezer full of black bananas with no purpose and a barren fridge with nothing but a few half-eaten veggies in the drawers and a bowl full of farm fresh eggs.

This means tomorrow is going to be one heck of a shopping day. And as I sit here trying to make a menu/grocery list I am reminded of a show I saw on our anniversary trip as I sat on the couch and watched TV for 3 days straight. Here is a clip:

and if you are serious about couponing (like me...?...) listen to this.

and watch this:

and be jealous that this lady got to be on the Today show:

OKAY so what if I want to be a crazy coupon lady? So what if I want my own personal PRACTICALLY FREE grocery store in my basement and a food storage that would make other mormon ladies drool? so what if I want a receipt that oozes hundreds of dollars in savings? SO WHAT if I wanna be on the Today show with KLG and Hoda, rubbing it in their faces about how much I don't spend on food and toiletries?

I WANT IT DANG IT! AND I'LL STOP AT NOTHING UNTIL I GET THERE!!! even if it means sitting on the couch cutting out coupons all night... blake is gunna be loooonely tonight.